What to Watch: Monday
December 7, 2009
Chad, Madison, and Josh say good bye with the season finale of Million Dollar Listing. Let the good times roll when all three hot heads come together for charity.
Monday, December 7
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
When Ted finds the perfect girl to date the gang does its best to help him out. Plus Marshall is strongly affected when he discovers a letter he wrote as a kid. Neil Patrick Harris stars.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
There’s a car crash on the Upper East side that affects the Van der Woodsens, plus Chuck Bass can’t seem to escape the past. Elsewhere Dan and Vanessa’s friendship gets more complicated and little Jenny gets accused of assaulting a classmate. Could this be Eric’s handy work?
10:00 pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) SEASON FINALE
Josh is quite the muti-tasker as he tangles with an agent over a half-razed Beverly Hills home and finds time to write Grandma Edith’s life story. Meanwhile Chad tries to balance work, play and getting Victoria back. Finally all bets are off when the boys meet for charity.
11:00 pm Chef Academy, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
It’s all about bread tonight as the students try to keep the tension down. Plus student Suzanne throws a baby shower for Chef Novelli’s fiancé and looks to her fellow students to help make the food.
What to Watch: Monday
November 30, 2009
If you have a bad case of the Mondays, NPH will no doubt life your spirits on How I Met Your Mother. Plus the boys on Million Dollar Listing are as catty as ever and even have a run-in at an open house!
Monday, November 30
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
In an attempt to change the way their friends perceive them, Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Ted pick a fight with a guy sitting in their favorite booth. Nice plan boys!
8:00 pm House, FOX (1 hr) NEW
One should be careful when making bets with House, but maybe Wilson will win this one? Wilson bets House that his friends’ illness is not the return of cancer while Cuddy comes to Wilson with real estate questions.
8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Everyone takes another step toward their goals as Samuel makes progress with his plan, Peter stops at nothing to get what he wants, Claire arrives at a surprising destination and Noah has a run-in with some visitors. How’s that for a vaguely cryptic episode description?
9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Nancy’s handling of a batch of heroin is questioned while Marisa deals with a robbery and Boone works toward changing his future.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
Holidays are all about family and togetherness, but with this catty Upper East Side bunch, that usually leads to fighting. Blair suspects her mother of hiding something from her, Vanessa and her mom go at it, Rufus discovers Lilly is lying about Cece and Trip and his wife will be having Thanksgiving with the Van der Woodsen’s. Looks like Serena will have a lot to be thankful for.
10:00 pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
The competition is getting fierce as Josh butts heads with another Beverly Hills agent he’s agreed to work with and Chad gets squeamish when Madison encroaches on his territory. Then all three boys are brought together for an open house.
11:00 pm Chef Academy, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
If you can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen…which one student does very dramatically. Plus the students learn the art of risotto.
What to Watch: Monday
November 23, 2009
Be sure to catch Bravo’s newest culinary treat, Chef Academy. Plus it’s the final week of performances on Dancing with the Stars! Will Louis Van Amstel help Kelly Osbourne dance her way to victory?
Monday, November 23
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) is in for it now as Marshall gives Ted and Robin one of his “Slap Bet” slaps. Plus Lily’s father comes to town for Thanksgiving.
8:00 pm House, FOX (1 hr) NEW
A patient is brought in that is right up House’s alley: A brilliant, depressed, substance-abusing doctor who throws away his career due his intelligence. Remind you of anyone? How will House handle a case so close to home?
8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Noah plans a special gathering for Thanksgiving while a surprise dinner guest catches the Petrellis off guard. Elsewhere Hiro is held captive by Samuel while Lydia looks for answers.
8:00 pm Dancing With the Stars, ABC (2 hrs) NEW
It is the 10th and final week of performances. With three celebrities left, who will take home the win? Openly gay choreographer Bruno Tonioli returns to judge and openly gay dancer Louis Van Amstel gracefully partners with Kelly Osbourne.
9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
There always seemed to be more drama around the holidays and Thanksgiving is no exception. An emergency landing of a plane filled with holiday travelers goes awry while Nancy is uneasy about seeing her family. Plus Boone and Tyler deal with a “typical” Thanksgiving emergency.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) REPEAT
In case you missed the season three opener, here’s your chance to catch it. Serena and Nate return from Europe with extra baggage while Blair and Chuck settle into their new relationship and the Humphreys can’t believe how easy it is to be rich.
10:00 pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
The boys lives keep interweaving as Madison attends a Hollywood event hosted by Chad. Plus Josh finds trouble in listing a friend’s property and tries to fix his memory problem with the help of Grandma Edith. Chad gets a hot Hollywood condo project and celebrates his birthday where Victoria gives him an interesting gift.
11:00 pm Chef Academy, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
What will Chef Jean-Christophe Novelli have on the table tonight for his test run as he tests run culinary academy? Can out personal chef Leonard and Jean-Cristophe’s out assistant Joel handle the pressure?
What to Watch: Monday
November 16, 2009
With only four couples left can Kelly Osbourne and out partner Louis Van Amstel take the win on Dancing with the Stars? And now that Jenny is officially the new Blair, will things ever be the same with Eric?
Monday, November 16
8:00 pm The Prisoner, AMC (2 hrs) NEW
The shell begins to crack as Six agrees to spy for Two, but what secrets are revealed?
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
Now that he and Robin are over, Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) goes back to his “playbook” with all his techniques in it to get him back in the dating game.
8:00 pm House, FOX (1 hr) NEW
House is back and fully reinstated after getting his license back, so the new and improved doc sets out to find his dream team, while Cuddy learns again that the hospital is no place for a relationship.
8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
After discovering his dangerous new power, Samuel goes out to fulfill his full potential. Plus Sylar and Matt keep fighting and Tracy needs help controlling her abilities.
8:00 pm Dancing With the Stars, ABC (2 hrs) NEW
Four celebrities remain as they try to master the art of dance in the show’s ninth season. Openly gay choreographer Bruno Tonioli returns to judge and openly gay dancer Louis Van Amstel gracefully partners with Kelly Osbourne.
9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
There a tragic accident at sea between and wedding and a speedboat. Meanwhile Nancy takes a break to reconnect with her family.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
To impress her classmates Blair gets Lady Gaga to agree to perform a private concert. Plus Dan, Olivia and Vanessa get involved in the school play and Serena looks to Nate for help. Oh and Jenny gets close to an ambassador’s son as a favor to Chuck, but what will she want in return?
10:00 pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
Madison puts it all on the line when he suggests a friend lease his home instead of selling it and Josh tries to sell a Hollywood Hills home for its city view. Plus Chad tries to balance work and a personal life, but all work and no play makes a Chad a dull boy!
What to Watch: Monday
November 9, 2009
Can Alan Thicke use his famous fatherly ways and help Lily break up Barney and Robin? How I Met Your Mother is going to be crazy, but probably not nearly as crazy as the menage a trois on Gossip Girl!
Monday, November 9
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Robin’s relationship is falling apart and Lily thinks she can break them up with a little help from Robin’s celeb friend Alan Thicke.
8:00 pm House, FOX (1 hr) NEW
A teenager is brought to the hospital with swollen appendages who won’t, then can’t, tell the truth. Plus House goes with Cuddy and Wilson to a medical conference on pharmacology and public policy. Let’s see if House behaves.
8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Claire may have found a link to Noah amongst the sorority attacks while Peter’s new ability helps his job performance, which also helps Emma. Elsewhere Sylar steps up his attack on Matt.
8:00 pm Dancing With the Stars, ABC (2 hrs) NEW
Five celebrities remain as they try to master the art of dance in the show’s ninth season. Openly gay choreographer Bruno Tonioli returns to judge and openly gay dancer Louis Van Amstel gracefully partners with Kelly Osbourne.
9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
What is life without love as Glenn risks it all to follow his heart. Elsewhere Rabbit helps a patient cope and Marisa is surprised by an old friend.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
Well, well, well, it seems little Jenny has come into her own as she eyes a cotillion partner that could give her reign over the entire Upper East Side. Plus Chuck and Nate try to get Serena and Blair to make amends while Dan tries to convince Olivia to stay at NYU and not leave to shoot a movie. And oh yeah…someone’s having a threesome!
11:00 pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
Oh no he didn’t! Chad takes one of Madison’s past listings just as Madison begins to see the real effects of the toppling market. Plus Josh takes a risk just as his health may be an issue.
What to Watch: Monday
November 2, 2009
It’s an all new Trauma tonight and with Tyler finally out of the closet who knows what new storylines could be in store. Also, the you-know-what is about to hit the fan on GREEK, so don’t miss the mid-season finale!
Monday, November 2
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) and Robin experience their first fight and with no other options they turn to Marshall and Lily for advice.
8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Can history really be changed? Hiro gets a chance to save Charlie as he travel back three years where he also comes across Samuel. Meanwhile Noah’s history with his partner is discovered.
8:00 pm Dancing With the Stars, ABC (2 hrs) NEW
Seven celebrities remain as they try to master the art of dance in the show’s ninth season. Openly gay choreographer Bruno Tonioli returns to judge and openly gay dancer Louis Van Amstel gracefully partners with Kelly Osbourne.
9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
After working together for three years, Tyler finally came out last week to Boone. Hopefully, Boone can get over his ignorance as they work together to aid in a wedding disaster at sea and a speedboat collision. Plus Nancy takes a break to connect with her family.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
Relationships are so difficult on the Upper East side as Blair befriends the new “It Girl” to makes Serena jealous and Nate is concerned about how far his grandfather will go to insure Tripp’s election. Elsewhere Olivia tries to stop Dan from hearing a comment she made on Jimmy Fallon’s show. Will Eric and Jonathan ever forgive Jenny for her Halloween antics or is there a new Jenny Humphery in town?
9:00pm GR∑∑K, ABC Family (1 hr) MID-SEASON FINALE
Things have reached the breaking point on frat row as Evan and Cappie try to ease the rivalry between their two houses. Meanwhile Casey must choose between a Panhellenic VP position and helping ZBZ while Rusty and Dale fight over their science projects.
11:00pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
Poor Madison has to deal with a difficult client while Chad, with the help of a second agent, works on a Hollywood Hills house after he poses a crucial question to his girlfriend. Elsewhere, Josh ties to list his Malibu property but first must present a marketing plan to the owner of his Montana home.
What to Watch: Monday
October 26, 2009
Get to know the top 20 dancers better tonight on So You Think You Can Dance.
Monday, October 26
8:00 pm So You Think You Can Dance, FOX (1 hr) NEW
The top 20 dancers are finally introduced! Who made the final cut? Watch and see!
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
Is Barney (Neil Patrick Harris) hiding something? This is the only explanation for him leaving MacLaren’s, right?
8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Claire and Gretchen go through hazing but they have bigger problems to worry about. Matt risks everything to be rid of Sylar and Noah asks Tracy to help a boy with similar experiences.
8:00 pm Dancing With the Stars, ABC (2 hrs) NEW
Ten celebrities remain as they try to master the art of dance in the show’s ninth season. Donny Osmond, Melissa Joan Hart, Michael Irvin, and Aaron Carter are amongst the competitors. Openly gay choreographer Bruno Tonioli returns to judge.
9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
We’ve known Tyler is gay but tonight he officially comes out on the show as he and Boone are called to a Halloween party that went haywire and Nancy and Glenn run into a bizarre situation during their shift.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
It’s a Halloween extravaganza for the Upper East Side and Chuck asks Serena for PR help with his club’s grand opening. Meanwhile, Blair tries to make amends with Chuck after her deception last week, Dan is shocked by girlfriend Olivia’s on screen love scene, and Jenny and Eric face a bump in their friendship.
9:00pm GR∑∑K, ABC Family (1 hr) NEW
Thanksgiving break finds sorority row a little frazzled as Casey and Rebecca get turned away from a volunteer project and Cappie cancels on Evan to join the KT Turkey Hunt. Meanwhile Rusty works on his project for an engineering grant that Dale takes a peak at.
11:00pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
Chad and Madison are off to speak at a real-estate conference in AZ then Chad and Josh attempt to expand their territories, but you know these two can’t share.
What to Watch: Monday
October 19, 2009
Blair pulls out ALL the stops on Gossip Girl tonight to make sure that she’s chosen to make the freshman toast. She may even use her boyfriend Chuck as leverage, by way of a same-sex kiss perhaps?
Monday, October 19
8:00 pm How I Met Your Mother, CBS (30 min) NEW
Always the thoughtful guy, Barney tries to convince Robin to become a U.S. citizen and Lily causes problems when she tries to join Ted and Marshall’s road trip.
8:00 pm Heroes, NBC (1 hr) NEW
Samuel helps Sylar on his path of self-discovery, Hiro tries to make Emma understand the impact of her abilities and Peter and Noah go to find someone who can heal Hiro.
8:00 pm Dancing With the Stars, ABC (2 hrs) NEW
Ten celebrities remain as they try to master the art of dance in the show’s ninth season. Donny Osmond, Melissa Joan Hart, Michael Irvin, Chuck Liddell, and Aaron Carter are amongst the competitors. Openly gay choreographer Bruno Tonioli returns to judge.
8:00 pm House, Fox (1 hrs) NEW
With Thirteen gone who will help Foreman in his great time of need as the African-dictator case remains open. Plus a detective with no symptoms of heart disease fears for his life as his father, grandfather, and great grandfather all died of heart disease at 40.
9:00 pm Trauma, NBC (1 hr) NEW
The team is tested again as Tyler and Boone are needed at an exploded Chinese restaurant, Rabbit reacts to a bumpy flight, and Nancy’s medical skills are tested.
9:00 pm Gossip Girl, The CW (1 hr) NEW
Vanessa is put to the test as she must impress her mother and compete with Blair to win the chance to deliver the freshman toast. Chuck will do anything to help Blair win this honor, including kissing another man. With Lily and Rufus finally married it seems Jenny and Eric can relax a bit. Dan decides to introduce Olivia to his parents and Serena and Nate join forces to help Carter.
9:00pm GR∑∑K, ABC Family (1 hr) NEW
Is money true power? Evan finds out as his reputation is questioned when people find out he gave up his trust fund. Plus Calvin begins to question his relationship with Grant and Ashleigh goes to extreme lengths to make sure she has a successful party.
11:00pm Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
The boys are back but the housing market is a vastly different place than it was last year. But don’t worry as each boy is growing up and learning how to fend for himself. Josh moves forward and lists land by a golf course, Chad gets a prime listing only to then learn a valuable lesson, and bisexual Madison’s business connections are tested.
Bravo Announces New Shows… And Yes, They’re Gay-Inclusive
April 15, 2009
Bravo held its upfront presentation in New York yesterday, announcing the renewal of some audience favorites (Top Chef, anyone?) as well as some brand new series that are firmly in step with other Bravo shows: they are absolutely inclusive of the LGBT community.
Perhaps the most exciting news is that Bravo is launching two scripted series, a first for a network that is known for its unscripted programming. Blueprint, from Laurence Andries (Six Feet Under) is a dramedy following two best friends — one straight, one gay — who own an architecture and interior design firm in New York. No word on casting yet, but you can bet we’re keeping our eyes peeled for this one!
The other scripted series is called 30 Under 30, which revolves around New York up-and-comers including a chef, a gossip blogger, an artist and a real estate agent. The orientation for these characters has yet to be announced, but knowing Bravo’s history of highlighting an LGBT chef, blogger, artist and real estate agent in every one of its reality shows, there’s got to be someone gay in this one.
The network announced a number of unscripted series, but we’ll highlight five here:
- Jackie’s Gym Takeover stars Work Out’s Jackie Warner revamping gyms (a la Tabatha’s Salon Takeover)
- Sarah Jessica Parker is executive producing American Artist, a competition series that pits 12 aspiring artists against one another
- Design Sixx follows a husband-and-wife real estate makeover team
- Kell on Earth is all about Kelly Cutrone and her life running fashion PR house People’s Revolution
- Launch My Line is a fashion competition series (Ed. note: now that they’ve lost Project Runway, we’re happy to see Bravo’s keeping fashion alive)
A bunch of our faves are returning to Bravo as well!
Flipping Out – season 3
Inside the Actors Studio – season 15
Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List – season 5
Million Dollar Listing – season 3
The Rachel Zoe Project – season 2
The Real Housewives of Atlanta – season 2
The Real Housewives of Orange County – season 5
Shear Genius - season 3 with new host model/designer Camila Alves.
Tabatha’s Salon Makeover – season 2
Top Chef – season 6
So much television, so little time. Thank goodness for TiVo!
What to Watch: Tuesday
September 9, 2008
Our TV picks include the GLAAD Media Award-nominated series GRΣΣK, which is so not for kids’ eyes only, even if it airs on ABC Family, as well as the season premiere of The CW’s Privileged, a new teen drama that features a gay chef in a supporting role.
> 9:00 PM GRΣΣK, ABC Family (1 hr) NEW
Why, oh why, is Ashleigh in debt again? I know she has cute clothes, but still, the ZBZs have to arrange a casino night to help bail her out? At least her best gay, Calvin, is sure to be in attendance.
> 9:00 PM Eureka, Sci Fi (1 hr) NEW
Sheriff Carter must step in to save the town after a local citizen tries to do his job for him – and fails. Recurring character Vincent (Chris Gauthier) is a café owner.
> 9:00 PM Food Detectives, Food Network (30 min) NEW
Queer Eye’s Ted Allen hosts a new series looking at common food myths. Tonight he examines “The 5-Second Rule.”
> 9:00 PM Privileged, The CW (1 hr) SEASON PREMIERE
Follow the crazy life of a tutor for two Hilton-esque twin sisters in Palm Beach. Their personal chef, Marco, is gay.
> 10:00 PM How to Look Good Naked, Lifetime (30 min) NEW
Queer Eye’s Carson Kressley presents season two of his newest makeover show. This week, he helps a woman with severe scarring regain her confidence.
> 10:00 PM Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Oxygen (1 hr) NEW
New out model Martin is the show’s first deaf model. But not the show’s first hot model. Watch it, already!
> 10:00 PM Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
This reality series follows three real estate agents making high-end deals in Los Angeles. One of the men is Madison, who is openly bisexual.
> 11:00 PM General Hospital: Night Shift, SOAPnet (1 hr) NEW
This soap spin-off has introduced a gay character, Kyle who is an intern at the hospital. Kyle is also about to get a new boyfriend – none other than Chad Allen – starting September 23, so be sure to tune in every week to watch sparks fly!
What to Watch: Tuesday
September 2, 2008
Grab a Dixie cup and I’ll meet you at the keg to get our GRΣΣK on! The ABC Family series is *Highly recommended* by cineQueer reviewers. And by “reviewers,” I mean “me.”
> 9:00 PM GRΣΣK, ABC Family (1 hr) NEW
The GLAAD Media Award-nominated drama returns, along with Calvin, who is still dating the cute TA (played by Max Greenfield)!
> 9:00 PM Eureka, Sci Fi (1 hr) NEW
Recurring character Vincent (Chris Gauthier) is a café owner.
> 9:00 PM Food Detectives, Food Network (30 min) NEW
Queer Eye’s Ted Allen hosts a new series looking at common food myths.
> 10:00 PM How to Look Good Naked, Lifetime (30 min) NEW
Queer Eye’s Carson Kressley presents season two of his newest makeover show.
> 10:00 PM Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, Oxygen (1 hr) NEW
J.P. Calderon is back, along with new out model Martin, who happens to be the show’s first deaf model.
> 10:00 PM Million Dollar Listing, Bravo (1 hr) NEW
This reality series follows three real estate agents making high-end deals in Los Angeles. One of the men is Madison, who is openly bisexual.
> 11:00 PM General Hospital: Night Shift, SOAPnet (1 hr) NEW
This soap spin-off recently introduced a gay character, Kyle, in its second season premiere. He is one of the two new interns.


















